Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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