My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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