Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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