I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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