Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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