Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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