I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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