Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Randomize
