No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Randomize
