quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
