There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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