Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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