I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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