i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
40s are totally the cure
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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