Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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