There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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