So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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