Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
tell me about the fingering
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