she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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