Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
These tits shall not be calmed
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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