i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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