i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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