you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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