I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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