ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
