Buhtt sex?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Randomize
