Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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