Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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