Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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