So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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