Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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