All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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