All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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