you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
