At least make sure they are 18
Why
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
