you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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