Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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