Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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