I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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