He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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