Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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