your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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