even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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