Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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