...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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