I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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