I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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