im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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