Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
