okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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