I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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