I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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